Dear diary,

today, my friend Blarf spilled lunch all over me! I had to go home early and miss my presentation of the documentary of life on Zorbge that I had been working on for a month. I decided to walk to Frarf Forest to cool off. I go to Frarf Forest because of the big field of burnt down crade trees. They make good spots to sit on and the smell of fresh crade is always calming. After a few minutes here, I decide I’m ready to go back home. Even though I’m still very mad at Blarf!

-Klared Dallard