“Hello students, today we have a new student. Her name is Riley and she’s from Hollywood, California.” Oh boy, when she walked in, the room literally went dark. Wearing only a black tank with fringe at the bottom and distressed denim shorts she was pretty as could be. Starstruck, I asked her to come over for dinner later, I wasn’t expecting it to go so well… but she said “Sure.” I was jubilant, I got home and threw eggs all over my room. I washed all of the nice dishes and lit candles, but the candles flickered at her arrival.